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Dit programma befettet
sterke taal en folwoeksen humor.

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Wa hat de Infinity Gauntlet?
'Thanos.'

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Wat wie de namme fan Thor syn heit?
'Odin.

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'Sorry, Moss, ik moat echt fuort.'

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Awww, noch mar in pear,
noch mar in pear...

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Nee, nee, it spyt my,
do hast mear as genôch dien.

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OK, goed, poppe, oant letter.
Oant sjen. Wow! Rjochts?

8
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Dat is in yndrukwekkende kennis
fan it Marvel-universum. Wit ik.

9
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No, do hast it dien.

10
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Do hast einliks in frou fûn
Ik kin saken dwaan mei.

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Ja, nee,
net sizze dingen lykas dat.

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It spyt my, ik bin gewoan sa optein
foar wy! Nee...

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As jo ​​net hielendal yngeane,
it telt net echt.

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SY LACHT

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Hee, Red! Stean werom, stean werom,
dizze is fan my.

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Ik sil alles foar dy dwaan,
echt moai.

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Stean werom, stean werom,
sy is allegear fan my.

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It is strak. Do bist sa sterk.

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SWIRLING MARIACHI-STYLE MUSIC

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FROTHING HISS

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Oh!

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Ach, jo, jo.

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It borrelt oer.

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It is op 'e hûs ... foar jo.

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Oh myn God! Jo ynspirearje my.

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In moaie dei tawinske. Ik sil ... en jo.

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Dankewol. Ciao.

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BABY TALKS FRANSK

29
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Moss, hawwe jo dizze fideo sjoen
fan it bern dat Frysk praat?

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It gie viraal om 10:30 oere, Roy,
fansels haw ik it sjoen.

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Ik moat yn it húske west hawwe.

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Ah, Jen, spannend nijs,

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Ik haw krekt upload
de twadde ôflevering

34
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fan myn board games review show.

35
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Soarch om te sjen?

36
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Dat wie fluch.

37
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It liket just juster
wy moasten troch de lêste sitte.

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It wie trije moanne lyn, Jen.
Werklik?

39
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It fielt as is it krekt bard.
Roy, hasto heard dat?

40
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Moss hat syn boerdspulresinsje dien
wer sjen litte. Dat sjoch ik net.

41
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Dat sjoch ik net wer.

42
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Jezus Kristus,
wy hoege it net te sjen, wol?

43
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Wy sieten allinnich troch de earste
de oare deis.

44
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It wie trije moanne lyn. Myn god!
Wow, it fielt as is it krekt ôfrûn.

45
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It wie sa saai! It wie as wêzen
gek, it wie sa waanzinnig saai!

46
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Roy is gjin fan
mar jo seine dat jo it leuk fine.

47
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Wêr hast dyn kofje helle?
In nij plak. Wat goed? Echt goed.

48
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Jo hawwe spesifyk sein, en ik sitearje,

49
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"Jo moatte my de folgjende sjen litte,
Moas." Ha ik?

50
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Ha ik echt? Myn god!
PHONE RINGS

51
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Och, as jo my ferûntskuldigje,

52
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dat sil myn frouwe leaf wêze
fan de sânde ferdjipping.

53
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Dat giet goed? Ach jo!
Hy is pik-a-hoepel oer dizze Sheila.

54
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Okee, dat is dan gau foarby.

55
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Hee, ik sil dy witte
dat Alice is gek oer my.

56
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Se tinkt dat ik emosjoneel bin
artistyk. No, wat betsjut dat?

57
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Ehm, se sei dat emosjoneel
Ik wie op it artistike spektrum.

58
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Ik tink dat it betsjut dat ik kreatyf bin
oer myn gefoelens, do witst,

59
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mear yn oerienstimming mei har winsken
en behoeften as de measte manlju.

60
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Och, se is útrûn...
Dat bliuwt barre.

61
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Goed, as ik hie sein dat ik it sjen soe,

62
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dan tink ik dat dat wat is
Ik sil dwaan moatte.

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Dat is de geast, Jen.
Kom op, litte wy it ôfmeitsje.

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No, hâld in iepen geast.

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Ik wit dat de earste show wie in bytsje
"keale bonke" mar ik tink do silst

66
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genietsje fan myn nije ôflevering,
of "webisode", as jo leaver.

67
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Dat hâld ik net leaver, gjinien docht.

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Kom op, kom op, earder begjint it,
earder is it foarby.

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FUNKY BASSGITAR
Game board.

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Spultsje ... spultsje ... spultsje ...

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Spultsje... Board.

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Spultsje... Board.

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Spultsje... Board.

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Board...board...board...board...

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Hallo en wolkom by Games Board.
Hjoed op 'e show hawwe wy ...

76
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Dus, jonges... ik haw spile...

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Wat komt der op 'e show ...

78
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..jonges? ik haw...
Ik haw Ports of Essen spile.

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In strategysk hannelspul,
dêr't eltse spiler nimt

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de rol fan in Deenske fiskershaven
keapman yn de 16e iuw.

81
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En foar in feroaring fan tempo,

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Ik haw sjoen nei de útwreiding
oan Tekstylhanneler.

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Textile Merchant, Norfolk Edition.

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Twa spultsjes fan Reiner Kiniksi?
Hâld op dyn hoed,

85
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it wurdt in bult...

86
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FUNKY BASSGITAR

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Litte wy prate oer komponinten.

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Moatte wy gjin regels dwaan
foardat komponinten?

89
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It sil gjin sin meitsje
as wy dogge it foar de regels.

90
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Ferjit net om dit te snijen
petear.

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Wat? Goed,
lit it eigentlike programma net ...

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FUNKY BASSGITAR

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Hoe lang is dit? Sels it hearren is
min. Ik moat ophâlde mei it hearren.

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Sorry, Moss, ik kin it net, it is
ûnferdraachlik. Wer giesto hinne?

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Ik bin benijd op dyn kofje.
Jo kinne it letterlik net sjen?

96
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Ik kin it letterlik net sjen.

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Dus wat kinne wy ​​dwaan om it better te meitsjen?

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No, ik wol neat sizze
dat kin sear dyn gefoelens.

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It is goed, ik kin it nimme, Jen.
Ik bin in grutte jonge.

100
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No, sa't ik sei, it is stadich,
it is sa stadich.

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OK, goed, it is in bytsje stadich,
dêr kinne wy oan wurkje.

102
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En ik tink dat it oare ding dat is
it is ferskriklik.

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It is stadich en ferskriklik.

104
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As in freon my frege om it te beskriuwen,
Ik soe sizze dat it stadich is,

105
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ferskriklik ding op it ynternet, dat
Ik koe mar in minút sjen.

106
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Is dit nuttich? Arr...pfft!

107
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Sa behelpsum! God! Stadich, ferskriklik,
koe it mar in minút sjen.

108
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Wow, in protte om ús tosken te krijen
dêr fêst sitten.

109
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Ok, no, litte wy sjen oft ik kin
helpe jo mei wat oars.

110
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Ehm, gjinien fan jimme is goed
foar in kamera.

111
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Gjin fan ús, ja...
Jo hawwe echt ferfelende stimmen.

112
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De stimmen binne in pine, ja.

113
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Ik tink dat dat komt omdat
do hast gjin fertrouwen.

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Gjin fertrouwen. Ik bedoel, as der is
ien ding dat jo nedich hawwe, it is fertrouwen.

115
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It is fertrouwen. Absolút.

116
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No, Jen, ik kin jo allinich tankje,
nochris... En noch ien ding...

117
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Ik harkje net mear!

118
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Douglas, do bist ûnferbidlik.
Ik bin ûnferbidlik?

119
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Do bist Raymond Peterfellow,

120
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eigner fan de moaiste lap-dancing
festigingen yn Soho.

121
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As immen ûnferbetterlik is, binne jo it,
do parfumearre porno vampire.

122
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SE LACHJE

123
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Parfumeare porno-vampire, dat fyn ik leuk.

124
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Dat jo tinke oan it hawwen fan 500 fan
dizze reizgje oer Londen?

125
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Dat sei ik. Sexy en classy.

126
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En dat is dreech út te lûken.

127
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Dit sil minsken oan it praten krije,
goed.

128
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Beskôgje my ien lokkich oandielhâlder.

129
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Rjochts. Och, grut feest komt der oan
Tongersdeitejûn, as jo der foar binne?

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Ferdomme, ik moat it dwaan
Geheime miljonêr.

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BLEEP it, ik sil annulearje.
Ik sil it myn assistint fertelle.

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Hi, Joan. Jen. Ik bin net dyn
assistint, Mr Reynholm.

133
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Ik wol dat jo annulearje
Geheime miljonêr foar my.

134
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Ik bin net dyn assistint,
soe net witte wa te skiljen.

135
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Gewoan sizze wat, wurkje dyn
gewoane magy. 'Net dyn assistint.

136
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'Ik bin net dyn...'

137
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Och, it spyt my, tocht ik
dit wie it húske.

138
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Wie dit eartiids gjin húskes?

139
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Ja, ik ferhuze myn kantoar hjir te wêzen
tichter by de damestoiletten.

140
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Moat immen krije om te nimmen
dat tekenje del.

141
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Wat is der mis mei dy, Ross?

142
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Lytse mokka, asjebleaft.
Lytse mokka, asjebleaft. Okey-dokey.

143
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Of medium...

144
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Ja, witsto wat? Ik bin feroare
myn geast, Ik tink dat ik sil hawwe in medium.

145
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Dus, jo wolle net in lyts?

146
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Lyts is goed, lyts is like goed,
dus ik sil ... gewoan ...

147
00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:22,920
Ja, dat sil ik ha, ik sil
ha in lytse mokka, myn lytse man.

148
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Myn goede man.

149
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OK, komt op.

150
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Befetsje ik?

151
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OK.

152
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(Fuck's sake.)

153
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Tankewol foar de faam
gin en tonic.

154
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Ik nim oan dat jo gewoan kinne
neam it tonic. Ja.

155
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Dus, Ross, hoe giet it
yn 'e wrâld fan kompjûters?

156
00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:21,240
Of PC wrâld, as jo wolle?

157
00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,320
Wy binne allegear tige bliid,
tank, Mr Reynholm.

158
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:27,440
Hiel bliid yndied. Ferjit dizze "wy"
malarky, Ik bin it mei dy, Ross.

159
00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:30,840
Binne jo bliid? Hiel bliid,
tank, Mr Reynholm.

160
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,400
Sjoch, ik bin dyn baas net.

161
00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,440
Wy binne mar in pear jonges,
in pear jonges,

162
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de stront sjitte,
fertel my no de wierheid.

163
00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:42,360
No, tink ik, soms doch ik it
fiel my in bytsje fertrouwen.

164
00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,720
Ik wit, it is gek.

165
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:48,560
Nee, ik haw krekt beseft wat
in grappige stim do hast.

166
00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,800
No, Ross, ik gean nei
fertel dy wat.

167
00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:57,440
Fertrouwen is in fertrouwen trúk.
Sjoch my oan, wat sjochst?

168
00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:02,080
In man dy't dat fan syn heit erfde
súksesfol bedriuw.

169
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,720
Wie net sa slagge.
It wie moai slagge.

170
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,960
In protte súksesfol as it is
no, dat is wis.

171
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,440
Goed, goed,
sis gewoan it goede ding.

172
00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,120
Sis it ding dat ik wol dat jo sizze.

173
00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:14,880
Sis, "In selsbewuste man", sis "A
selsbewuste man". In selsbewuste man.

174
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:18,040
Ik wie net altyd sa. Der wie
in tiid dat ik krekt as dy wie.

175
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,840
Mar doe ûntduts ik it geheim.

176
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,200
En, Ross, ik sil it dy fertelle
wat dat geheim is

177
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,200
mar jo moatte it foar josels hâlde.

178
00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,520
Ik sil myn earen nei it grêf nimme.

179
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:34,400
Twa wurden. Damesbroek.

180
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,040
It spyt my?

181
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,640
Damesbroek.

182
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,760
Damesbroeken? Ja.
Ik haw frouljusbroeken oan.

183
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,760
Hawwe jo frouljusbroeken oan? Ja.

184
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:04,600
Dat is neat as wat ik tocht
do soest sizze. Is it net?

185
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,200
It is net.

186
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,320
Ik tocht dat jo my jaan soene
in boekoanbefelling, of sa.

187
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,600
HY LACHT

188
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:14,040
Boek oanbefelling? Ik kin net lêze.

189
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,760
Nee, ik wit net wat it is,
mar frouljusbroeken jou my

190
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,160
it fertrouwen dat ik nedich om te oerlibjen
yn in drege saaklike wrâld.

191
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,520
Se binne lichter, luchtiger en minder
fersneld as manlju broek

192
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:26,720
en ik bin der wis fan
it makket my gjin transvestyt.

193
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:41,160
Sjoch dy stront, sjoch der nei.
Ik kin net... Hoe moat ik...

194
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:45,440
It liket derop dat er in ko oer molken hat
it. Do bist sa fleurich oer kofje.

195
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:49,240
It is hiel ferfelend. It is fernield.
Hy ferniele myn kofje.

196
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,080
Ferjit it net gewoan sa.

197
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,880
Dy keardel moat net mei
wês in barista. Wêrom net?

198
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:58,200
Want hy is te lyts, Jen. Hy is
dúdlik te lyts om in barista te wêzen.

199
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:04,360
Wat? Do bist in bytsje fan
in lyts persoan rasist, Roy.

200
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,600
In lyts persoan rasist?
Dat is gjin ding.

201
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,720
Jo kinne gjin lytse barista's hawwe, Jen.

202
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:14,440
Om Gods wille,
de man wurket mei stoom.

203
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,960
Ik gean
in wurd mei him hawwe moatte.

204
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:21,480
In wurd mei him hawwe?
Dat kloppet. Oer syn hichte?

205
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:26,040
Ik tink dat hy it wurdearje soe
de feedback. Oer syn hichte?

206
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,480
Dat dogge minsken net, Roy.

207
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,200
No, ik bin gjin minsken, Jen,
en ik tink dat is in goede saak.

208
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,480
Ik bin net bang om troch te snijen
de boel.

209
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:39,480
Ik wedde dat dit krekt is wat Alice
hie it oer. Autistysk.

210
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,200
Se sei: "Autistysk."
Dat is wat bard.

211
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:47,920
Nee, ik tink it net. Der is gjin
artistyk spektrum.

212
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,280
Mar se is sa ...

213
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,760
Hat se it sein tidens in rûzje,
tafal?

214
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,720
Se sei it wol tidens in...
Se sei it ...

215
00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:01,240
Jo witte wat wie nuver, wie
wy hienen nochal in grut argumint

216
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:05,080
en dan ynienen, út it neat,
se joech my dat moaie komplimint.

217
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,360
PHONE RINGS

218
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,600
Hé, baby.

219
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,440
Oh, oh, goed, goed, ja.

220
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,320
Jawis, ja, ik soe graach wolle.

221
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,040
Ja, goed, ik sjoch dy dêr.

222
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,600
Wat? Wêrom? Nee.

223
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,920
Hallo? Alice?

224
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:35,840
Dat wie nuver. Wat? OK,
dus, wat de hel is dat?

225
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,720
Dat se fertelt my dat har pake
stoar, se wol my gean nei de

226
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:42,840
begraffenis. Ik sis dat ik wêze soe
bliid, dan hinget se my op.

227
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,120
Har pake syn begraffenis? Ja.

228
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,960
Dat wiene jo krekt te praten
oer krekt dêr. Dat kloppet.

229
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,080
Jo klonk as jo wiene
útnoege nei Glastonbury.

230
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:58,280
Och, begraffenissen binne tryst. Jo net
klinkt tryst.

231
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,600
Ik konsintrearre my net.

232
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,200
Emosjoneel artistyk? Do bist
emosjoneel kleurenblind,

233
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,720
dat is watsto bist.
Miskien bin ik emosjoneel kleurenblind.

234
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,080
Ik wie op it punt om dat te konfrontearjen
lytse man. Wit ik.

235
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,160
Ik soe him stront jaan
syn hichte.

236
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:14,960
Bliid dat jo no realisearje hoe
ûnfatsoenlik dat soe west hawwe.

237
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,480
Ik lit him mar in briefke.

238
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:42,560
Ik bin hjir mei doel. Och, ja.

239
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:49,840
Ik bin ynteressearre yn frouljusbroeken.
Ik sjoch.

240
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,080
Ik soe graach... Sorry. Hot ear.

241
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:59,520
Ik wol graach in pear keapje
fan frouljusbroeken.

242
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,400
Foar my, net foar in frou.

243
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,720
Och, ja,
well, dat moat gjin probleem.

244
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,840
Ik besykje net op in frou te lykjen.
Ik begryp it.

245
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,480
Ik bin gjin selsbewuste man.

246
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:18,920
Frij. No, lit ús sjen wat wy kinne
dwaan foar dy.

247
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,920
Ik wit it net.
Oh, freegje se gewoan, Jen.

248
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,640
Ik en Juan, wy hawwe in ding.

249
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,480
Ik wol gjin oare splashy-splashy
kofje út de teeny-lytse

250
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,040
kofje man. Arme frou.

251
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,360
Nee, nee, nee, jou har gjin jild.
Jo moatte dat net dwaan.

252
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,520
Ik bin eins in persoan,
Roy, mei minsklike gefoelens.

253
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:49,440
SY GIBBERS

254
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,640
It spyt my, ik tocht dat jo...

255
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,520
SY GIBBERS

256
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,080
Ik wit net wat te dwaan.
Hjir is £ 5. Wolle jo £ 5?

257
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,800
SY GIBBERS

258
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:01,600
Ik wit net oft jo jild wolle. ik bin
sorry, it spyt my.

259
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:05,200
It spyt my, it spyt my. Wat is bard?
It makket neat út, gean gewoan.

260
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,360
SY GIBBERS

261
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:21,440
Wat tinksto? ik tink...

262
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,520
jo hawwe krekt in broer wat broek ferkocht.

263
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:34,520
Help, help, kom fan my ôf!
Lit gean. Do bist in pester.

264
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,480
Moatte dy âlde frou rêde,
mar ik ha gjin fertrouwen.

265
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,280
Hey!

266
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,120
Dankewol.

267
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:21,000
Hee, kom, kom, gjin wachtrige foar dy.
Kom op.

268
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,720
Hallo, Juan. Ik bin by har.

269
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:30,640
It moat myn jierdei wêze. Ik krij te sjen
do twa kear sa fluch. Werom wer.

270
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,520
Itselde as gewoanlik, asjebleaft.

271
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,720
Koe ik dy in grut geunst freegje

272
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,280
en freegje jo om Roy's te meitsjen
ek kofje foar him?

273
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:40,440
Ik haw al oer dy gongen.
En ik fyn wat ik hearde.

274
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,560
Soe dat goed wêze?
Soe jo it slim fine?

275
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:46,760
Fansels, alles foar dy, myn
swiet. OK.

276
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,840
Gladde fingers.

277
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:27,480
It is goed. It is net alles goed.
Sjoch, it liket my mei in burd.

278
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,960
Ik wol dit net. It is ôfgryslik.

279
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:41,480
Oh myn God! Ik wie net fan doel.
Ik haatsje dy net.

280
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,800
Gjin fan dit is mei opsetsin.

281
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,280
SY GIBBERS

282
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,440
Wat kin ik dwaan?
Lit my jo wat jild jaan.

283
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,480
Hjir is £10. Oh myn God!

284
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,880
Ik bin net by har.

285
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:58,400
Oi! Oi! Hawwe jo dizze opmerking skreaun?
Wat? Nee.

286
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,280
Jo hawwe in probleem mei
lytsere minsken?

287
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:04,080
Ik haw gjin probleem mei lytse
minsken, goed? ik net.

288
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,520
Ik wol dy gewoan net
myn kofje meitsje.

289
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,920
Want do bist der min yn.
Do bist min yn it meitsjen fan kofje.

290
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,400
Do bist te lyts. Do bist ek
lyts om goede kofje te meitsjen.

291
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,040
Witte jo wat? Op dyn. Nee!

292
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,680
Lytse man, pas op!

293
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,640
It wurdt neamd
de virale fideo fan it jier.

294
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,160
In frou smyt har kofje
op in tramp

295
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,440
en dan hat in man in argumint
mei in lytse barista.

296
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,760
Do bist gewoan te lyts.

297
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,640
De barista giet de dyk oer
en wurdt rekke troch in bestelauto mei boarsten.

298
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,720
De frou dy't neisyngronisearre is troch
ferskate online kommentators

299
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,680
as Coffee Tramp Toss Bitch
is net identifisearre,

300
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:49,400
wylst de man bekend as
Lytse persoan rasist wie ek ...

301
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:55,760
Lytse minsken binne gjin ras.
Dit is gjin Game Of Thrones.

302
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,840
Se belje my eins
in teef op it nijs.

303
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,960
Wat de hel barde dêr?
Hoe hawwe jo útfûn dat it ús wiene?

304
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,640
It is hjir allegear yn 'e wike
tafersjoch rapport.

305
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,840
Wat bart der, Joan?
Ik ferwachtsje better fan myn assistint.

306
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,920
Ik bin net dyn assistint.
Myn namme is net Joan.

307
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:17,680
Wat is dyn beef mei de dakleazen?
Ik haw gjin dakleaze beef.

308
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:23,040
Ah, dus it binne froulju dy't jo haatsje.
No, dat kin ik begripe.

309
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,440
Whoa, whoa, jo opnimme ús
e-mails en tape ús telefoantsjes?

310
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,680
Goed, droegje dyn eagen, Bono.

311
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,520
Ast neat te ferbergjen hast,
do hast neat te eangjen.

312
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,680
It wie net myn skuld Mr Reynholm.
Ik soe nea goaie kofje oer

313
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,000
in dakleaze frou.

314
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,600
Ik soe noait in lyts persoan misbrûke,

315
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,760
wis net genôch om in bestelwein te meitsjen
mei boarsten sloech him.

316
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,760
Hoewol, ik nim oan dat ik it soart dien hat.
Ik soarte fan dien myn iene, te.

317
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,120
It is frustrerend dat wy it dien hawwe
ús beide dingen. Ja dat is it.

318
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,160
Goed, sparje my.

319
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:57,440
Ik wie jong ien kear, mar as dit krijt
út, dit koe djip skea

320
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,920
Reynholm Industry syn fermogen om te meitsjen
dat produkt dat wy meitsje.

321
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,000
Wat wolle jo ús
te dwaan, hear Reynholm?

322
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:07,160
Neat dwaan. Bliuw
út de problemen en bliuw dêr.

323
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,960
Der binne plakken leger as
de kelder.

324
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,880
Stopje mei soargen, Jen. Nimmen kin
meitsje ús út yn dy fideo.

325
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,600
It is krekt as iere byldmateriaal fan
lokkich slaan. Relax gewoan.

326
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,400
Ik kin net relax. It is alles
rjocht foar dy. Ik haw plannen.

327
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:32,160
Ik wol der boppe. Ik sil net
in sosjale piranha wêze. En wat, no?

328
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,000
Jim, sjoch hjir ris nei. Wat is it?
It is it nije útstrieling spielboerd.

329
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,840
200.000 views?
Wit ik. It is wat oars.

330
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,440
Besjoch it. Game board.
Slút de koelkast. It is...

331
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,080
Game board.
BLEEP spultsje board.

332
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,400
Wat sizze?

333
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,440
Wow!
Jo lykje allegear op ien of oare manier oars. Ja.

334
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,560
Wy hawwe allegear frouljusbroeken oan.

335
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,440
Oh. Rjochts.

336
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,920
Hé, wat bart der? Litte wy de
spultsje board.

337
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,240
Hy is ... Newton Sinclair.

338
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,520
Dizze man is... Roger Booth.

339
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,560
En ik tink dat ik noch altyd Maurice Moss bin.

340
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,120
Hawwe jo no dyn broek oan?

341
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,840
Ik koe se net altyd drage,
Jen - Ik soe in hertoanfal hawwe.

342
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,080
Nee, se binne feilich op slot
fuort yn myn festing fan iensumens.

343
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:33,240
It is grappich - as ik se drage,
Ik bin in dynamo.

344
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,120
In jonge Leonard Kravitz,
minsken hingje my elk wurd ôf.

345
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,640
En dan sa gau as ik se ôfhelje,
Ik bin gewoan werom om itselde te wêzen ...

346
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:44,520
Se is fuort, is se net? Se is fuort.
Se gie in skoft lyn. Ja.

347
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,520
Oh, Michael Buble is hjir.
Nee, nee, it is in begraffenis, Moss.

348
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,560
Ik moat nei dit
begraffenis foar Alice syn pake

349
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,280
en ik sjoch der net nei út.

350
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,160
Begraffenissen binne pine yn 'e crack.

351
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,480
Sels yn 'e bêste omstannichheden,
se binne gjin picknick,

352
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:03,560
mar no haw ik Alice op myn ezel,
lykas de emoasje plysje.

353
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,920
Ik sil sjen moatte
oertsjûgjend tryst

354
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,160
foar it grutste part fan de dei.

355
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:15,760
Se sil net ferwachtsje dat ik skrieme,
is sy? Nee. Wat as se dat docht?

356
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,120
Ik kin net gûle op cue. Wat doch ik
dan?

357
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:22,520
Doch wat ik doch as ik moat gûle.
Brûk in mild piper-spray-oplossing.

358
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,040
No dat makket sin. Sjen?

359
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,800
Dat makket mear sin as
wat fiele moatte.

360
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,560
Hawwe jo hjir wat fan dat spul?

361
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,160
Wêrom tinksto
wy hawwe in mini-koelkast?

362
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,840
Goejûn.

363
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,640
Jo hawwe der in soad fan.

364
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,800
Ik nim oan dat ik makke haw
der in soad fan.

365
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:46,160
En wat is hjir yn? Just Tabasco,
wasabi en in bytsje triengas.

366
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:51,800
Dat klinke as minne dingen om te setten
yn dyn eagen. It is ekstreem myld.

367
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:56,440
It is benammen wetter. OK, ik sil it nimme
as lêste ynstânsje. As lêste ynstânsje?

368
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,240
Yn gefal ik fyn mysels út
fan myn emosjonele dea. Dêr geane jo.

369
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,560
Oke. Tankewol, Moss.
Doei. Doei.

370
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,160
Och, ferjit net it wetter by te foegjen.

371
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,080
KERKKLOKKEN CHIME

372
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,760
ORGANMUZYK SPIL

373
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,280
Oh, earme Pip Pop.

374
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,600
Sorry, wat?

375
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,240
Pip Pop...

376
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:39,240
Wy neamden him altyd Pip Pop
want hy wie sa koart.

377
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,720
Al myn famylje oan dy kant
binne echt koart.

378
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,280
Is dat rjocht?

379
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,600
SY GIET

380
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,520
Ach...

381
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,840
Ach, Alice.

382
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,360
Shh...

383
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,360
Oh!

384
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,400
Roy, giet it goed? Hillich...!

385
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,640
Ja, it docht gewoan sear.

386
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,160
Oh, leave.

387
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,280
Och, it docht sear. Wit ik. Wit ik.

388
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,800
Ach...

389
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,080
Och, Kristus,
wêrom bart dit?

390
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,480
KOMMENTAAR: 'Sille wy oait útfine
krekt wa wie dizze persoan?

391
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,280
'Spitigernôch, mei aktuele
technology kinne wy net depixelate

392
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,960
'de foto, dus it is heul ûnwierskynlik
wy sille oait útfine

393
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,400
' de identiteit fan
dizze freeslike gemberko.'

394
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,440
Och, skrieme jo noch?
Ik liket net ophâlde te kinnen.

395
00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:00,000
Ien fan de dragers koe net
om it te meitsjen. Ach...

396
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,760
Sjoch, ik wit dat dit in bytsje nuver is.

397
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,880
Hawwe jo it slim om yn te stappen?

398
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,720
Ik bin bliid mei. Ik bedoel, ik bin spitich
bliid om. Ja, dat is goed.

399
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,920
Dat is goed.

400
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,560
Hoi, tige tank foar it helpen fan ús
út. Gjin probleem.

401
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,240
Hey!

402
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,560
Hallo. Och, der is noch ien.

403
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,840
Hoi. Binne dit de oare
pallbearers? Ja.

404
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:27,720
Dat jim en ik, wy geane nei
de kiste byinoar drage? Ja.

405
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:32,120
Wy sille de kiste sette
op ús kollektive skouders

406
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,440
en rinne yn in rjochte line mei it?

407
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,840
Nee, it gie net goed, Jen.
It gie hielendal net goed.

408
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,640
Ik bedoel, tank foar it freegjen,
mar nee, it wie gjin súkses.

409
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,360
It wie gjin suksesfolle begraffenis
foar my.

410
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,840
It hie net de fereaske
gravitas.

411
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,040
Gravitas? Nee, nee.

412
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:52,920
It wie net hiel weardich.
It wie hielendal net weardich, Jen.

413
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,680
As ik in wurd kieze moast om te beskriuwen
De lêste reis fan Pip Pop

414
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,720
nei it grêf, it soe wêze "grappich".

415
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,680
It wie sa grappich, Jen.
Fansels besocht ik net te laitsjen

416
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,920
en ik besocht te setten
oare dingen yn myn holle,

417
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,800
mar elke stap dy't wy namen
wie in nije herinnering

418
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,840
fan krekt hoe grappich
it hiele ding wie!

419
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,200
Do lakest net, wol?
Ik lake myn gat ôf.

420
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,440
Ik kin it net leauwe
hja is noch by dy.

421
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,960
Ik nim oan, mar ik bedoel, ik bin hingje
by in tried, Jen.

422
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,800
Ik tink dat ik der mar troch kom
salang't neat oars bart.

423
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,880
TELEFOAN RINGT

424
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,120
Dêr is de telefoan no.

425
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,600
KOMMENTAAR: 'De nije bylden hawwe liede
oan it pear dat identifisearre wurdt,

426
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,960
'Jen Barber en Roy Trenneman, beide
meiwurkers by Reynholm Industries.'

427
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,240
Wat de hel tochtsto?

428
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,920
Ik fertelde jo om in leech profyl te hâlden

429
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,360
en do dochst it wer!

430
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,880
Nee, nee, nee, nee, it is nij
byldmateriaal, Mr Reynholm.

431
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,920
Bum dyn ekskús!

432
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,240
Reynholm Industries hat
in reputaasje te behâlden.

433
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,720
Wy binne gjin News International,
om Kristus wille!

434
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,480
Ik sil Geheim dwaan moatte
"Pissing" Millionaire no

435
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,360
gewoan om jo skea ûngedien te meitsjen!

436
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,520
En ik mis it
op in massale partij!

437
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,160
Do bist myn assistint net mear.

438
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,560
Ik bin lilk.

439
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,200
En ik sil dy noch hwat sizze,

440
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,240
as ik weromkom fan it lângoed,
it is...

441
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,840
..foar dy.

442
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,760
Ach...

443
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,920
MOBYLFOAN RINGS

444
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,240
Oh!

445
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,400
Oh, hey, baby.

446
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,600
Oh, ja, fansels.

447
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,040
Nee, perfoarst.

448
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,520
Goed, okee. Oant sjen.

449
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,240
Se ferliet dy? Sy die. Ja.

450
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,200
As de identiteiten
fan Coffee Toss Tramp Bitch

451
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,080
en Small Person Racist
wurde úteinlik iepenbiere,

452
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,880
wy by Channel 4 News freegje,

453
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,600
"Wat de hel
is der mis mei minsken?"

454
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,840
Ik haw in protte nij
folgers op Chitter.

455
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,440
Laadt mear folgers, ja.

456
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,000
Se binne allegear tige misledigjend.

457
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,480
Se winskje dat wy dea wiene.

458
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,280
Wachtsje.

459
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,760
Wat? Chitter.

460
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,080
Wy kinne Chitter brûke
ússels te ferklearjen.

461
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,000
Ja.

462
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,920
Chitter is it perfekte plak om te
ferklearje in komplekse situaasje.

463
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,240
Ik wit dat.

464
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,520
"Ik woe net goaie
kofje op dy frou.

465
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,080
"Ik wist net dat se der wie.

466
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,560
"Ik gie werom om te besykjen har te finen
mar..."

467
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,440
Oh... Tefolle karakters.
Tefolle karakters.

468
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,840
Befetsje ik.

469
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,080
"Hatsje de dakleazen.

470
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,120
"En ik nim oan dat ik ek froulju haatsje?

471
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,320
"LOL."

472
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,480
Stjoere.

473
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,840
Whoa. Jo hawwe net gewoan ferstjoerd
dat, do? Ja.

474
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,200
Dat klonk net sa goed.

475
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,840
Minsken krije it sin derfan,
dat is it ding oer Chitter.

476
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,680
It is it bêste as jo konversaasje binne
en út 'e manchet.

477
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,160
Hjir is it.

478
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,560
Och... Jo hawwe gjin fraach steld
markearje nei de earste sin.

479
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,840
Jo moatte net
brûk goede grammatika op Chitter.

480
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,760
Wat jo hjir tsjûge hawwe, Jen,
is,

481
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:18,320
"Hatsje de dakleazen en ik tink
Ik haatsje froulju, te. LOL."

482
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,400
Pff, ik bin bliid dat alles foarby is.

483
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,880
JEN GROWLS

484
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,440
KWAKE LACH

485
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,760
SKRIJE

486
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:59,040
SKRIJE

487
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,080
Do bist te lyts,
do bist gewoan te lyts!

488
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,320
Do bist te lyts,
te lyts, te lyts...

489
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,080
'Wat dan ta him liedt
rekke troch in bestelwein mei titen.'

490
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,680
En no binne Anonymous efter ús.

491
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,200
No, dat is gewoan ideaal.

492
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,520
Och, in stel nerds sitte
by harren kompjûter, wat kinne se dwaan?

493
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,440
Wy hawwe it ynternet pissed, Jen.
It ynternet komt om ús te krijen!

494
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,840
No, lit ús IT krije
foardat IT ús krijt.

495
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,200
Wat bisto...?

496
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,880
Och, ik wol Anonymous net efter my ha.

497
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,000
Ik bin yn anonym ...

498
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,360
tink ik.

499
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,520
Litte wy it ferbergje.

500
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,200
Wat?

501
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,000
It ynternet.

502
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,800
Ach...

503
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,400
Om't wy jo sein hawwe
dat wie it ynternet?

504
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,520
Ja.

505
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,960
Wy hawwe it dy noait sein
it wie net it ynternet?

506
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,520
Nee.

507
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,720
No, it ding is, Jen...

508
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,440
dat is net it ynternet.

509
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,680
Wat docht Jen mei it ynternet?

510
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,880
Dat dogge wy net. Ach...

511
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,920
Crickets!

512
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,800
Krekt, wês net bang, ja.

513
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,680
Wy binne hjir allegear freonen.

514
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,720
Fertel Dougie dyn ferhaal?
Goed, mar wa is hy ek wer?

515
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,040
Ik bin gewoan jo gemiddelde maatskiplik wurker.

516
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,120
Ja, gewoan yn 't gebiet
om hinne sjen.

517
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,600
Doch gewoan as ik hjir net bin.

518
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,240
Hawwe jo ea immen komme rûn
en dy helpe en sa?

519
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,960
Pake, soms.
Hy is amper by.

520
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,000
Hoe sit it mei dyn heit?
Hy is der ek noait by...
BEEPING Ûnderbrekten

521
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,000
Sorry, myn freon, ik moat dy stopje
dêr. Ik moat dit nimme.

522
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,480
Reynholm...

523
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,680
Wat? No, ferheegje it bod.

524
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,120
It kin my net skele wat ik sei
it plafond wie.

525
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,480
Ik wol dat keunstwurk fan Madonna.

526
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,560
No is 22 miljoen it minimum
mar ik bin bliid om nei 50 te gean.

527
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,720
Yn feite, meitsje 50 it nije minimum.
Ja, ja.

528
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,360
Ik kin no net prate.

529
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,560
Ik doch Secret Millionaire.

530
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:55,960
Dat is hiel spitich.

531
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,760
Wolle jo de mond houden,
wy filmje Secret Millionaire.

532
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,600
Kontrolearje jo privileezje.

533
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,520
Hoe fyn ik it oant no ta?

534
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,800
Om earlik te wêzen mei dy, it is net sa
godlik as ik tocht dat it wêze soe.

535
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,360
Minsken hawwe ôfgryslik aardich west.
Se binne eins frij skjin.

536
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,040
Ik bin útnoege
nei in feest dizze jûn.

537
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,520
De lêste partij ik ea gie nei wie
doe't Elton John syn hûn hie in poppe.

538
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,960
LOUDE MUZYK SPIL

539
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,920
Ik fertel in leagen. It lêste feest dat ik gie
oan wie wannear

540
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,160
Conrad Black waard arresteare.

541
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,800
Conrad Black, wa is dat?

542
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,880
Och, gjinien, gewoan in âlde freon.
Lit ús der yn komme.

543
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,280
Ja, wiswier.

544
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,800
Sa tocht ik mei Game Board's
tanommen sjoggers,

545
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,160
miskien soe it in goed plak wêze
om myn kant fan it ferhaal te setten en

546
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:50,600
lit de wrâld sjen dat ik net it meunster bin
Ik moat op it stuit wêze.

547
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,720
Boo! Boo!

548
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,000
Net boeije, asjebleaft.

549
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,160
Dat is in ôfgryslik T-shirt.

550
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,760
Dus de fraach dy't elkenien stelt,
Jen Barber, haatsje jo froulju?

551
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,680
Ach...

552
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,480
Tankewol, Jen Barber.

553
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,800
Oankommen, hoe wie it te wêzen
in 14e-ieuske nôtkeapman?

554
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,840
Wachtsje, ik wit net oft dat wie
dúdlik. Sorry, it is dizze broek.

555
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:17,400
Se meitsje my wol te ferhúzjen
op it folgjende item. It is better
omrop en de slacks witte it!

556
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,160
Oankommen. Wolle jo ophâlde te sizzen,
"Komt op". Folgjende... Ik wit it net
as se myn punt hawwe!

557
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,800
Oh, gosh!

558
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,400
Oh!

559
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,040
Oh, gosh.

560
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,560
Richmond, wurkje jo hjir of net?

561
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,960
Ik krij net betelle,
mar ik kom graach yn.

562
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,080
Dus dat Goth to baas ding net
útwurkje?

563
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,600
It liket derop dat it slagge?

564
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,240
Hoe dan ek, hoe hat it mei jim west?

565
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,520
Elkenien tinkt dat ik in misogynist bin.

566
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,480
Roy ferlear syn freondinne omdat
hy is emosjoneel kleurenblind

567
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,800
en Moss hat in broek oan
dat makket him goed yn televyzje.

568
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,680
Wat roddels?

569
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,960
Wat bart der mei dy?

570
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,960
Och, jo witte, dwaande hâlde,
voice-over wurk benammen.

571
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,880
Echt, hoe is dat bard?

572
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,520
Immen hat krekt opmurken
Ik hie in moaie stim.

573
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,840
Ach, Richmond.

574
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,520
It giet hielendal net goed.

575
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,800
Kom der mar yn.

576
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,200
It is gewoan net itselde
as jim net byinoar binne.

577
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,480
Hoe dan ek, as jo my wolle,
do witst wêr't ik bin.

578
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,640
Ik dochs net, Richmond.

579
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,680
Net... lústerje!

580
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,640
Wêr gie er hinne?

581
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,200
Wêr gie wa hinne?

582
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,640
Liket it dy ea sa
de dingen dy't ús oerkomme

583
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:39,680
binne soarte fan ...

584
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,360
nuver?

585
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,480
Hoe sa, Roy?

586
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,680
No...

587
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,480
tink oan doe't ik my dwaan moast
útskeakele wurde

588
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,560
en ik bedarre yn Manchester?

589
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:54,360
Dat wie net in normaal ding
barre, wie it?

590
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:58,920
Of as jo einigje mei útjeften
de nacht yn dy arcade masine.

591
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,680
Dat wie frjemd.

592
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,360
Ik nim oan dat dat ûngewoane barrens wiene.

593
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,920
En dit is nuver.

594
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,920
Wat bart der mei ús
no is it nuver, is it net?

595
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,280
No, teminsten,
it sil al gau foarby wêze.

596
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,400
Douglas is bûn om ús te ûntslaan
as er werom komt.

597
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,080
Kom op, jonges, dit binne wy ​​net.

598
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,080
Sille wy hjir mar sitte
en nim it?

599
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,440
Wat dogge wy normaal
as wy yn in skrap komme?

600
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,840
Wy meitsje normaal dingen slimmer
en slimmer en dan einiget it.

601
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,520
Nee, wy net. Wy hâlde byinoar.
Dat liket ús net.

602
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,360
Wit net wêr't jo dat krije
fan... Kom op, wa binne wy?

603
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,320
Wa binne wy? Ik wol hearre
jo sizze it!

604
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,080
Wy binne de IT ... Wy binne de IT ...
..ôfdieling.

605
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,960
Do hast gelyk, wy binne!

606
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,360
Hawwe jo frouljusbroeken oan?
Ja ik bin.

607
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,240
Dit is krekt wat
Ik haw it oer.

608
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,040
Lit ús yn in auto stappe
en cruise om.

609
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:01,960
Hoe te krijen yn in auto?
In rút ynslaan. Geweldich idee.

610
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,360
Dat is de iene.

611
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,480
Ik bin sa'n idioat.
Ik haw in robot hân.

612
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,080
Hâld in sekonde. Dit is MY auto.

613
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,000
HEAVY BASS LINE SPILJES

614
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,720
MELLOW CLASSICAL PIANO PLAYS

615
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,480
HEAVY METAL SPIL

616
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,600
POLISJE SIREN WAIL

617
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,480
Oh, shit. Wow-wow-wow.
It is goed, elkenien, wês cool.

618
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,560
Ik sil dit dwaan. Nim dat.

619
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:00,560
It is goed, offisier, ik doch it
Geheime miljonêr.

620
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:06,000
Kom op, kom op, kom op, minsken.
Wat is d'r oan 'e hân?

621
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,680
Kom op, kom op, kom op, minsken.

622
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:10,680
Hoe lang hat er al it dragen fan de
broek? Hy sil se net ôfnimme.

623
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,080
OK, kom op, kom op, kom op...

624
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,920
Wat bart der, wat bart der?
Wy witte net wat der bart.

625
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,200
OK, kom op. Foar elk probleem,
der is in oplossing.

626
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,240
Wat is ús probleem hjir?
Wat is ús probleem?

627
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,560
Elkenien tinkt dat ik bin in ko dy't
hate froulju. Do bist in ko.

628
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:28,800
Ferskriklike ko. Froulju, ok.
Roy, doch my sear.

629
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,560
Ehm, de frou dêr't ik fan hâld, tinkt dat
Ik haatsje lytse minsken.

630
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,960
Lytse minsken, tank, Roy.

631
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,160
Ik gean wierskynlik allinnich dea
foar kompjûterpornografy?

632
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,920
Ik sil mar in tryst gesicht tekenje.

633
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:49,960
OK, dus wat dogge froulju en
lytse minsken beide leuk?

634
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:55,960
Wat fine se beide leuk? Stoelen.
Films. Ik wit it echt net.

635
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,480
Ik sil it dy fertelle. It is gewoan dat se lykje
lykas hiel ferskillende groepen.

636
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,760
Hiel ferskillende groepen.
Net oanfallen.

637
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,640
Se hâlde beide fan net oanfallen.

638
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,920
No, ik kin net foar lytse minsken prate,
fansels, mar as in frou,

639
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,680
Ik hâld wis fan net oanfallen.
Wêr bisto hinne, Moss?

640
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:21,000
Ik sil jo krekt fertelle wêr't ik bin
gean mei dit, Roy.

641
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,040
Ik sis dat wy dizze brief brûke
finster, wylst Douglas fuort is,

642
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,880
om in piper-spray te meitsjen
oplossing foar lytse froulju,

643
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,040
mei dat spul dat ik Roy earder joech.

644
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,560
Dat klinkt echt nuver.

645
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,960
Jen Barber, gjin hater fan froulju
mar harren ferdigener, harren kampioen.

646
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,160
Ik hâld der no fan.

647
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,840
En ik kin in massale presintaasje dwaan.

648
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:46,280
In selsferdigening pepperspray foar
lytse froulju past ek by myn doelen.

649
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:50,880
It sil Alice sjen litte dat ik soarch en,
as in frou mei lytse sibben,

650
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,560
se komt wis by Jen
presintaasje.

651
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,920
Jo witte, doe't ik earst stock
dat mini-koelkast
mei piper-spray oplossing,

652
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:02,200
Ik tocht dat ik tefolle makke hie ... mar
pas no besef ik

653
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:06,000
dat ik krekt it rjocht makke hie
bedrach foar ús hjoeddeistige doelen.

654
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,560
It liket hast wol sa
in te goed idee.

655
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,600
Jo sjogge wat wy kinne dwaan as wy wurkje
mei-inoar? Mei myn saaklike ynsjoch ...

656
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,440
Myn wittenskiplike know-how ...
En ik bin hjir ek ...

657
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,760
Wy kinne alles dwaan! Ja! Ja!

658
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,160
Ik moat in broekbrekke.

659
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,000
Komst, Roy?

660
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,640
Ik kin de formulearring net begripe
fan dizze taspraak oan Alice rjochts.

661
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,040
Dou in taspraak?

662
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,120
Ja, ik moat har sjen litte dat ik bin
net emosjoneel kleurenblind.

663
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:49,200
Ik bin eins in hiel gefoelich minske
man, en dat moat se witte.

664
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:53,640
Oooh, wat is in mear romantysk wurd
foar "knockers"?

665
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,240
IN MEER romantysk wurd?

666
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:00,200
Kom op, jonges. Litte wy froulju beskermje!
Ik treffe dy dêr boppe. Súkses.

667
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,440
Tank.

668
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,680
Eartha Kitts!

669
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,800
Goed, is alles klear?

670
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,400
Ja, no, ik haw de posters op

671
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,280
en ik haw kado tassen mei piper set
spray neist elke stoel.

672
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,920
No, ik tink dat it in masterslach wie
om de spray yn dizze te setten

673
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,280
elegante flessen.

674
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,240
Wêrom net stilich sjen
wylst jo ferdigenje dysels?

675
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,280
Der sit my wol wat oan.

676
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:25,040
Misje wy wat dat heul is
fansels ferkeard mei dit idee?

677
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:28,080
Dat tink ik echt net. Och sjoch,
hjir komt elkenien.

678
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,760
Hallo, en wolkom hjirby
hiel bysûnder

679
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:40,560
presintaasje foar froulju troch in frou, me
in frou, dy't hâldt fan froulju.

680
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:44,280
By jo sitten fine jo in kado-tas,
en yn dy kado tas

681
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,720
do silst fine ús hiel
spannend nij produkt.

682
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,080
Nee, doch dat net.

683
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,920
SKRIJE

684
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,840
Nee, jo moatte net...

685
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:58,080
Ja! Ik haw wat dingen
Ik moat dy sizze!

686
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,480
Nee, ik moat gean.
Nee, jo geane nearne hinne.

687
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,480
No, ik wit yn it ferline dat jo
hawwe my beskuldige

688
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,760
fan emosjoneel kleurenblind wêze.

689
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,920
SY SKRIET

690
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:13,920
Swij en harkje. Mar no haw ik it
feroare - myn sicht is perfekt.

691
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,040
No wit ik wat der mis wie
mei it idee.

692
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:20,960
Mei dyn swiete lippen en, fan
fansels, dyn moaie bangers,

693
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,160
Ik wit dat jo de ien foar my binne.

694
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,680
Ik ha ferskriklike pine.

695
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:30,400
Ik ek, Alice, ik ek, mar dat
einiget no. It einiget no.

696
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,000
Dat koe net better.

697
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,360
Och, nee, Roy, dat gie net
goed hielendal.

698
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,160
Och, krekt, want wy sille
ferlieze ús banen.

699
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,520
Argh!

700
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,720
Mr Reynholm...

701
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:55,160
Dus, dat is it ding. Ik joech de jonge
de blikje lager,

702
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,840
sa technysk bin ik skuldich oan
korrupsje fan in minderjierrige.

703
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,200
Dat is de reden wêrom
Ik kocht it trampuniform

704
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,240
en ik haw my min meitsje moatten.

705
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:07,160
Dus, jo moatte earne om te ferbergjen?
Ja, earne off-piste.

706
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,400
Ergens dêr't nimmen dy fine sil.
Boaiem fan 'e wrâld.

707
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,120
Jo kinne ús kantoar brûke
as jo wolle. Whoo.

708
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,720
No, ik sil ien nedich hawwe om te nimmen
soarch foar bedriuw boppe.

709
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,160
Wy dogge neat.

710
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,880
No, dit is perfekt.

711
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,880
Myn prachtige assistint, Joan,
en har twa freonen, Ross.

712
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,080
Ik gean hinne en pisse om
op it ynternet

713
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,680
mar eins sil ik wat iten nedich hawwe.

714
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,520
Ik ha der al ien fan iten
it boartersguod hjir yn.

715
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,960
Hat er krekt sein wat ik tink er
sei? Ik harke net echt.

716
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:43,960
Is dit... Is wat der bart goed
no? Is dit goed?

717
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,720
Ja, it is in hiel goed resultaat.
Oh myn God!

718
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,760
Ik tink dat wy boppe binne kommen,
Ik kin it net leauwe.

719
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,680
Wy binne boppe útkommen.

720
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,440
'Jen Barber.'

721
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,760
Och, ik bin dy fergetten.
Oh, God, dat is yndrukwekkend.

722
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:59,200
Se sjogge ús eins.
Hé, maat, bin ik anonime?

723
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,520
Stilte, jim fergriemers.

724
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,240
Groetnis, Jen Barber.
Dit is dyn sin.

725
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:10,120
Jo binne skuldich fûn oan it meast
ferskriklik gebrek oan basis minske

726
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,600
goedens en fatsoen.

727
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,480
KLOPPEN OP DOOR

728
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,120
Kom yn.

729
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:20,000
Sjoe, dy. Peter, wat bisto
dêr yn dwaan? Hald dy de mûle!

730
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,280
Do bist der al oeren.
Ik doch wat. Gean fuort!

731
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,800
Peter, dyn mem en ik meitsje ús soargen
oer dy. Gean derút.

732
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:33,280
Jo moatte fan dizze kompjûter ôf.
Wa is dit? Binne dit dyn freonen?

733
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,080
It spyt my. Piter kin net spylje
mear. Hy komt nei bûten.

734
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,840
'Jo seine dat ik bliuwe koe
hjir sa lang as ik woe.'

735
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,640
Wy seine dat jo derút moasten.

736
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,000
MUFFLED STIM OP MONITOR

737
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,000
'..do myn húswurk...

738
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,720
'Ik haw myn húswurk dien...

739
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,440
'Ik ken myn rjochten...'

740
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,200
WAILS OP MONITOR

741
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,280
Dit ynternet wurket net.
Ik kin net ferbine.

742
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,040
Besykje it gewoan út te skeakeljen
en wer fierder.

743
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,480
Tankewol, Ross.

744
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,360
RICHMOND: Reynholm Industries
feroaret.

745
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,360
Nije kânsen, nije gesichten,
in nije rjochting.

746
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,200
In bettere wurkomjouwing.

747
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,880
Spannende nije produkten.

748
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,480
In ynklusief hierbelied ...
Ik klink bliid?

749
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,720
Kinne jo in bytsje mear wêze ...
Ja, dit bin ik bliid.

750
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,880
Wês mar wat mear, ik wit it net...
Ik bin optein.

751
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,960
Nee, ik wol gewoan dat jo prate ...
Ah, ferjit it, litte wy mar ophâlde.

752
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,000
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